The Christmas Factory is closing.

Sometime this winter or spring The Christmas Factory will close our doors.

Ariel Preferred Outlets (this shopping center owner) has helped us arrive at this decision.

  • The center’s manager has admitted to stealing our "going out of business" signs .... a criminal complaint has been filed , we’re hopping the DA will prosecute      

 STUPID IS, AS STUPID DOES

  • Upon learning that we were contemplating leaving the center the leasing manger did not say: "Gee, we hate to see you go. Is there anything we can do to make you change your mind?" He did, however, write us a certified letter outlining how they would respond if we defaulted on our lease "We'll sue you, you will be followed to the ends of the earth, you’ll have to pay attorney’s fees, and we’ll kill your pets, blah, blah, blah". This numbskull is a VP!

ARIEL TREATS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY AS VIRTUES

  • A leasing agent lied about the location of a billboard which was to be a part of our last renewal.

'ET UP WITH THE DUMB ASS….. AS THEY SAY IN SOUTH GEORGIA

  • There is no one at Ariel that seems to have the vaguest idea as what a customer is, or how they should be treated. Since owning this shopping center Ariel has lost (is loosing) 9 tenants. The sum total of tenants gained = 0. We’re pretty sure more are leaving. After observing their performance the question is not why have so many tenants left?, but why are there any tenants at all?

ARCADIAN UNDERACHIEVERS  IF THEY ARE PAYING ANY OF THESE FOLKS MORE THAN MINIMUM WAGE THEY’RE BEING OVERPAID.

  • The center manager's (or her assistant's) car had a bumper sticker: "Join our intercourse club. You don't have to go to meetings just cum" on her car for over a year until the car was replaced.  She’s probably looking for a new, equally vulgar, bumper sticker.

VERY CLASSY FOLKS

            The mildly indifferent attitude Ariel displays to tenants in good standing morphs into an openly hostile and combative posture toward tenants that have decided to close.

If you're a prospective tenant at any of their centers want to beware of these folks. In any event look very carefully at any lease; we have very good lawyers in Atlanta who specialize in this sort of thing.

After 12 years... (10 excellent 2 so-so) we're looking forward to doing something different for a while

 

 

Rhythm® Magic Motion Clocks

Prepare to be Amazed

Tricracker Cinderella
Tricracker clock

The Tri-Cracker is a member of the incredible Timecracker series, and it features a three part face. When the  music plays at the top of the hour, the face splits into three rotating parts and reveals dancing hot air balloons. 17.8"H X 12.9"W

List Price $599.00
Our Web Price $419.30
    

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cinderella clock

As you watch the relaxing motion of the pendulum, this magical clock will whisk you away to the ball on a crystal coach fit for Cinderella herself. Beautiful music plays hourly and a second enchanting crystal sparkles in the castle itself. Mixing the allure of our fairy tale clocks with the amazing tone of our "Dynamic Wave Sound", this clock will entertain you with its pendulum that presents various figures dancing in the windows of this community. 

Cinderella

Plays:

My Heart Will Go On

I Need To Be In Love

However

Unchained Melody

Over The Rainbow

Save The Best For Last

 

This clock is 18 inches in height and 12.8 wide

Shipping: Free!

List Price $195.00 Our Web Price $136.50

Carnival Trumpet Ringers

A joyous scene of happy people swinging back and forth tops a revolving merry-go-round. Softly flashing lights appear from the moon and stars.

Plays a different song each hour melodies:

  • Traumerei

  • A Lover's Concerto

  • Schön Rosmarin

  • Moon River

  • Jesus, Joy of Man's Desiring

  • Valse 'Coppelia'

Quartz, battery operated movement offers automatic nighttime shut-off, volume control, and a demonstration button.

Dimensions: 19 1/2"(H) x 11 3/4"(W)

Comes with 3 D-cell batteries

Includes a 1 year manufacturer's warranty

Shipping: Free!

List Price $210.00 Our Price $147.00

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Plays every hour

Auto night shut-off

Six different melodies

  • Picture Of Graduation

  • We're All Alone 

  • My Sweet Ellie 

  •  Yesterday Once More

  • Freeway

  • Without You

Hourly strike

Demonstration button

Volume control

Action: Every hour as the figurines accompany the rich melodies by lighting the horns and ringing the brilliant bells.

Comes with 4 D size batteries

Dimensions: 21.9" X 15.4" Weight 7.3 lbs

Shipping: Free!

List Price $599.00 Our Price $419.300

Peaceful Cosmos


You must see our new age clock to believe it. Dreams of a circus, angels, stars, and a quarter moon relax your soul.  On the hour, the space age face splits and spins, and the peaceful world comes out from the inside while one of six well-known songs play. 

Auto night shut-off and come with 2 D batteries. 

Size: 18.5" H x 15.1" W - Weight:  11.7 lbs.

Peacful Cosmos Plays:

  •  Valse "Coppelia"

  • My Heart Will Go On (Titanic)

  • Ander Schenen Blanen Denau

  • However

  • Around the World

  • Unchained Melody

Shipping: Free!

List Price $475.00 Our Price $332.50

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